2. When I was in grade school I got my fingers stuck in the cafeteria doors (the heavy wood ones)...I screamed...the girl next to me tried to help by pushing the door.(the opposite direction)...I screamed even louder...I started dancing around because I thought my fingers were broken...the entire place was silent...just staring at me...(shudder).
I suppose the most embarrassing was when we were traveling to Texas and stopped in Muskogee Oklahoma for the night.. took a dip in the motel pool and to make a long story short, came down the water slide and lost the top of my swim suit. Ahhhh... I've had a LOT of embarrassing moments.. I'll think some more on this..
1. After I washed all of my friend's cows for the farm show, I showered and put on my last pair of clean clothes. I headed back out to the wash rack to chit-chat. Little did I know, but someone had drawn a crowd... and then threw a 5 gallon bucket of water on me. In horror I darted after him and much to my dismay I slipped in a huge pile of cow manure and landed flat on my back. Someone should have charged admission to this show!
2. I wrecked my parent's van when I was a teenager. The song on the radio was "I touch myself" by Madonna. Years later I was sitting at work and this song came on the radio. I opened my mouth and this came out "I don't like this song. I wrecked the car while listening to it one time." Uh, I'm sure you can imagine the amusement of my coworkers. Needless to say, at our wedding reception, my coworkers asked the DJ to play this as a dedication of sorts. Keith was out on the dance floor rubbing his nipples. I looked over and thought WOW I've never seen my Dad laugh so hard in my entire life! I'm not sure which was more embarrassing... the fact that I commented about the song to my coworkers in the first place or seeing my husband "touch himself" on the dance floor at our reception.
For the record - I was NOT touching myself while driving. I had Chrissy, Wendy, and Christy in the car. The road was wet. We hit a man-hole bump, which threw us into the catch basin, which sent us sideways and we hit a tree head-on. If there was not a tree there, we would have hit a house! YIKES!
DAD ALSO WOULD LIKE TO ADD HIS EMBARRASSING MOMENTS: HE THOUGHT OF 2 OF THEM, BUT THEY ARE STILL SO EMBARRASSING THAT WE DECIDED NOT TO PUT THEM IN PRINT FOR THE WORLD TO READ!!! IF YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW.. I'LL TELL YOU ONE OF THEM, WENDY..ON THE PHONE..IN PRIVATE.. HEHEHE
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1. I got left at church...(not surprising)
2. When I was in grade school I got my fingers stuck in the cafeteria doors (the heavy wood ones)...I screamed...the girl next to me tried to help by pushing the door.(the opposite direction)...I screamed even louder...I started dancing around because I thought my fingers were broken...the entire place was silent...just staring at me...(shudder).
I suppose the most embarrassing was when we were traveling to Texas and stopped in Muskogee Oklahoma for the night.. took a dip in the motel pool and to make a long story short, came down the water slide and lost the top of my swim suit.
Ahhhh... I've had a LOT of embarrassing moments.. I'll think some more on this..
1. After I washed all of my friend's cows for the farm show, I showered and put on my last pair of clean clothes. I headed back out to the wash rack to chit-chat. Little did I know, but someone had drawn a crowd... and then threw a 5 gallon bucket of water on me. In horror I darted after him and much to my dismay I slipped in a huge pile of cow manure and landed flat on my back. Someone should have charged admission to this show!
2. I wrecked my parent's van when I was a teenager. The song on the radio was "I touch myself" by Madonna. Years later I was sitting at work and this song came on the radio. I opened my mouth and this came out "I don't like this song. I wrecked the car while listening to it one time." Uh, I'm sure you can imagine the amusement of my coworkers. Needless to say, at our wedding reception, my coworkers asked the DJ to play this as a dedication of sorts. Keith was out on the dance floor rubbing his nipples. I looked over and thought WOW I've never seen my Dad laugh so hard in my entire life! I'm not sure which was more embarrassing... the fact that I commented about the song to my coworkers in the first place or seeing my husband "touch himself" on the dance floor at our reception.
For the record - I was NOT touching myself while driving. I had Chrissy, Wendy, and Christy in the car. The road was wet. We hit a man-hole bump, which threw us into the catch basin, which sent us sideways and we hit a tree head-on. If there was not a tree there, we would have hit a house! YIKES!
DAD ALSO WOULD LIKE TO ADD HIS EMBARRASSING MOMENTS:
HE THOUGHT OF 2 OF THEM, BUT THEY ARE STILL SO EMBARRASSING THAT WE DECIDED NOT TO PUT THEM IN PRINT FOR THE WORLD TO READ!!!
IF YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW.. I'LL TELL YOU ONE OF THEM, WENDY..ON THE PHONE..IN PRIVATE.. HEHEHE
OKay-my most embarrassing moment is ENTIRELY TOO embarrassing to post but it involved a VERY stressful exam and poo. You don't want to know.
That one was SO bad, all other embarrassments don't even rank.
:-)
Oh, all of these secret scandals....how interesting...HA!
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